Everything for sale

The
shop

Advertising space on my dorm wall. That is the whole shop right now. It will get weirder.

01 — The drop

02 — Also for sale

The wall

How the wall works Every ad goes up for two weeks and gets featured in a video while it is there. I look at all of them first — if I turn yours down you get a full refund, no argument. The two weeks start the day it goes on the wall, not the day you buy. Full terms →

Want something that isn’t listed?

People have asked about the ceiling, the door, and the outside of the building. Some of those are possible.

Ask me

Brands & sponsorships

If you want more than a poster — a whole video, a series, a campaign — that is a different conversation and a real inbox.

Talk business