Terms &
refunds

Ad space

I approve every ad before it goes up

Nothing goes on the wall without me looking at it first. Usually I get to it the same day, and always within two days of you ordering.

If I turn yours down you get a full refund, back to the card you paid with, and that is the end of it. No argument and no restocking fee, because there is no stock.

What I turn down

Not much, honestly. But I will say no to anything hateful, anything targeting a specific private person, anything sexual, anything promoting a scam, and anything that would get me in trouble with my university or my landlord.

If you are not sure whether an idea is over the line, ask me before you buy.

Two weeks, starting when it goes up

Every ad stays on the wall for 14 days. Those days start the day it physically goes up — not the day you ordered. For a bedsheet that can be a couple of days later, because I have to go buy a bedsheet and spray paint it.

While it is up, it gets featured in a video. I will message you when that happens.

If you picked the DM option

For paper and poster ads you can send me the artwork on Instagram instead of uploading it. Nothing goes up until that arrives, so the sooner you send it the sooner your two weeks start. If I have not heard from you in 30 days I will refund the order rather than sit on your money.

Changes and cancellations

Before it goes up: message me and I will change it or refund it, no problem. After it goes up: I cannot un-paint a bedsheet, so that one is final.

What I do with your stuff

Artwork you upload is used for your ad and nothing else. Your ad will appear in videos and photos of my room, which is the entire product. Your email is used to contact you about your order and nothing else — I do not have a mailing list and I am not building one.

The 1000 Club hoodie

Your handle is printed from what you typed

The handle you enter at checkout is the one that goes on the back, in gold. It is shown back to you on the confirmation page and in your receipt — check it there. If it is wrong, tell me before the drop closes and I will fix it, no problem.

The list is printed as three versions

The first 1,000 handles do not all fit on one back, so the list is split across three versions of the hoodie — a third of the list each, in the order people followed. Which version you receive depends on where your handle falls on the list: your handle appears on exactly one of the three, printed in gold on that one, and that is the version your order is made from. The preview on the product page shows you your exact version, with the handles that are actually printed around yours. Three genuinely different shirts, one list.

If you are not in the first thousand

You still get your handle in gold. It goes in its own section underneath the main list rather than inside it, because the list is the list. Nobody gets the plain version.

Seven days, and then it is closed

The drop closes at the time on the countdown and does not reopen. That is not a marketing timer — when it hits zero the page closes the product and the list is fixed. If there is another drop it will be a new one, with a new deadline.

It is made after the drop closes

Every hoodie is printed to order, because the design file has to be built with your handle in it. 2 to 4 business days to produce, then roughly 7 to 11 business days in total to reach you in the US. That is not a delay, that is just how it works. Shipping is free — it is baked into the price, and nothing is added at checkout.

Sizing and returns

There is a size chart on the product — please look at it, because a printed-to-order item with somebody's handle on it cannot be restocked. If it turns up damaged or the wrong item, send me a photo and I will replace it or refund it.

Everything else

Payment

Payments are handled by Stripe. I never see your card details and they never touch this website.

Who you are dealing with

A person, in Utah, who films things at night. If something goes wrong, email me and an actual human will answer.